One day father took the kitchen knife and told me to smile 😃
Ive been laughing ever since.

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You know….
You remind me of my father!
I fucken hated my father!🔫

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First time I saw a nood person and got turned on was skinny dipping at a lake, boys and girls. Got hard, girls lol.

Our 13-year-old son asked me this morning. If I could still give breastmilk .

Joshua Gregory was a low life son of a b****

Bought roses

Cards

Truffles

A cheap faux 24carate whit gold ring

Not worth 120 being pawned 🖕

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

Got caut by sister wearing her underwear. She threatened to tell if i didn’t comply with her demands. Now i wash her car and clean the hall for her. She lets me borrow her undies.

Tomorrow my God Father will be gone fishing. I’ll be visiting with my God Mother. She loves pushing back on my stiffy and moaning oh yeah.

MOIST HAIRY BACKSNATCH

CORVALLUS

Canada?
Don’t you mean that SHITTHOLE beside USA?

Finally started my application to move to Germany/ Europe
F*UCK you SHITTHOLE toronto Canada and good riddance

My goals were too big to the point of delusion, I thought I could be anything and I didn’t know what hard work was. I thought that people living normal lives simply had a lack of imagination and that I’m the special one. I thought life was straightforward how wrong...

Mental illness is nothing to be ashamed about…
Its a badge of HONOR

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Shia labeouf

How’s that tumor Susan?

Evil Jesus

Stabba nikka in da clavicle

Dr Evil

I come home from work, strip and put on pan,ties, and relax.

Do NOT order any custom videos from Goddess Emmeline Divine. She will take your money and run. Total rip off scam artist. AVOID!

You’ve had a Lotta redbull
I can taste it in your pisss

Urine sample dan

come on big guy whens the last time u had a donut?

“the rainmaker”

If you want to, Dripping quills need to be reported to fbi and ic3 as if it was a toxic place with selfishness people would have lied because they ruined their own reputation by being hostile towards strangers. The drippingquills use cloudflare abuse. Enjoy the time you can have on...

I enjoy licking public toilets. I don’t know why. I know there’s risk. But the turn on is immense. And, I want to do more of it. I want others to see it.

Today did it.
Today you broke me without even knowing.
Today was the day I lost that interest and desire to be more.
You see, I was under the impression that we were friends…
Suddenly I’ve realized that I have been your friend… But you have...

Don’t ever compare the great Corvallus Bronson Winslow III to Backcherry Barry, Barry’s a low rent gas station guzzle guy and Corvallus is a world class phallus fellater and assmuncher

I grew up with a brother and two step brothers. My brother is two years younger while one step brother is my age and the other is the same age as my brother. We were a combined family around the time I was ten and my brother was 8. We...

I drip pre j!sm every time I wear pan+ties. Girlfriend make me wear a mini pad.

Hey metergy solutions. fuckkk you

I have skiddies in my boxers.

Metergy Solutions will go out of business when I’m done

Metergy solutions
You’ve entered my Shittlist
Trying to scam another $500 out of of me?

I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks...

Julia I love u

Being a good soldier means following orders

Adolf Hitler revived

Being a genius isn’t like in the movies. Real geniuses often have boring lives spent in offices, laboratories etc while other people are going out having fun and enjoying the sunny weather.

I want my uncle tommy to f*** me. Ive worked so hard to achieve my dream femboy look. I have chubby thighs, perky breasts, and a slim tummy (i am insecure about being called fat). One time i even kissed him on the cheek and he blushed i just want...

I’m a nerdy loser who works at Fiserv and I am planning on ending myself by the end of this year. I have t****** loose ends (accounts, beneficiaries, etc.) and have a solid plan in place that doesn’t need any hard-to-get drugs or supplies. It should be peaceful too if...

As I was your beginning,
so shall I be your end

Lord Galvatron

Gütersloh

Poppa niggaa like a pimples

Vanauley

I been grooming my Girlfriend’s daughters for 3 months.

Recently I been dating my new girlfriend who is caring and kind also very trusting towards me,

She has 2 daughters already ages 8 and 10 and I been usually babysitting while my gf works long hours since I own my...