This year has been difficult. Unbearable loneliness, physical and mental pain, and abusive Fiserv projects. The sad part is that even if HR finds this post – they will be more concerned about bad PR than my health. The world is cruel. Being overlooked by women and missing out on basic human intimacy has taken its toll and the only solution is to end it permanently. Helium is the way. Peacefully drifting off.
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Wreck Gar
I love pubic hair
Not only will I use this axe to hack your Christmas tree into pieces I might hack your father’s legs off just for shitts and giggles too
The Grinch
2 weeks of this fucken shitt until my next pay day, how many more kids gonna shitt in my lap for Christmas photos this month?
Mall Santa Claus FML
Evaun has a full blonde bush. She also has good sized areolas that I would love to s*** on.
I no longer believe in god. I refuse to believe in a god that is all knowing and all powerful and refuses to stop child r***. a god that hears millions of prayers from all over the world to stop a genocide, and does nothing. a god...
I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!
-Bryon Donalds
Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville
I’m gonna cut santas beard off, cut Rudolph’s nose off, and cut an elfes ears off .
Mr Knife 🔪
i am straight yet my gay best friend kissed me yet
Blue BMW M4 GTS at Times Square Richmond Hill
Carspotter416
My old girlfriend had me c** in her all the time (b*******) she wanted me to leave all the juices in her puss. Would a p**** plug prevent anything from leaking out? She yells at me if my c** leaks out of her. Keeping her legs up in the air...
Ferrari LaFerrari in Richmond Hill on highway 7
WELL, F*CK me! 2 days into my 12th year as Mall santa and already got a write up for Sexcual harassment for staring at moms titts and accidentally touching her asss for the photos
So one of my 5 male cousins came back for more. I am thrilled. We talked for a while because we both want complete honesty amongst the 6 of us. I told him that i woild never lie or talk aboit who comes over to do what when. He did...
martz family will be happy vincent martz mcconnellsburg/mercersburg pa when u r dead and what a day it will be.you caused me julie martz alot of sh*t.You brought me the h*ll into your insane life trying to get into my p****** to f*ck me. you vincent martz raped me and...
Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you
Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one. I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information
Project 2501
I confess that I have a buttplug inside me right now.. its been inside for 8+ hours and i looove the way it feels…im always h**** and loove a***…
Cheating Democrat retarded communist islamist scum
I rented out a warehouse, and turned it into a glory hole, so my friends and family can s*** c***, my son and his best friend, did all the work, they put the holes in wood, and they put there c**** through the holes so they would fit through. The...
I’m gonna make Max chew your ballssackk
I’m gonna scoop your eyeballs out and feed them to Max
Alright. Im out of stories. Im blocking this site again.
My art therapist started wearing leggings to work after I asked her to. Her perfect booty cheeks would jiggle as she walked. She also bought a tight t shirt in my favorite color that showed off her t***. At least four separate times i asked her to wear a specific...
Another lovely morning standing naked in the pre dawn hour, running my hands all over my body, face, and hair as i empty my very full bladder into my cupped hands, and into a tunbler so i can feel it warmly cascade down my body. Luxuriating in the slow drying...
i have identified as a cannibal for years now and i send every waking day researching and fixating on the fantasy of finally getting to bite down on that forbidden meat, ive even strongly considered mutilating myself just to finally taste it and even gone as far to become a...
Had a great time Hallo night. I was dressed femboy and two Asian girls got me off with their talented hands. One girl pumping the knob, one girl massaging my tight nuts. Shot off nice spoooge load.
One time I was standing in the hall and my art therapist said loudly that she needed to pee. I took the opportunity to keep her away from the bathroom and asked her to get me some fruit from the kitchen. She said ok and went to fill her water...
00876100 pull up smoke up
Im depressed that ill never get to see my art therapist again. Ill miss spending hours with her every day. I’ll miss our morning walks to the park where we’d swing on the swings next to each other. I’ll miss playing love songs and writing poetry for her. I’ll miss...
One time my art therapist was holding her pee during dnd, this was shortly after she learned that I was into pee desperation, so january 2026. I was playing rain music. She was squirming like mad less than an hour in. At one point she shifted in her seat and...
White man with a lip piercing at Oliver’s Jewelry
Piercingspotter
Was that english ? Spin it around!
Jason Bateman
I jammed the bathroom door closed and after trying to hold on for hours, my husband pissed his pants. I gave him my lilac see-through p****** to wear but he had to wash and iron them afterwards.
Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running straight to home video DVD!
Every confession on here just repeats every few hours / days. This website is ai garbage 🗑
So Saturday Morning, My wife and Mother inlaw had gone to a salon Manicures, pedicures, lashes etc done, Well Sunday I had agreed to go over to my Mother inlaws house (we all live in the same Apt complex) Well after my wife left early sunday Morning for work,...
Porsche 911 GT3 Touring at Fusion Parc in Richmond Hill
One time my art therapist saw me staring at her a** from across the room, so she took off her shoe to show me her socked foot and then bent over the counter for like a whole minute. Another time I was sitting at a picnic table in front of...
Can’t stop j3rking off to A.I P0rn I made of my sister its so hot
Recommendation to all mothers of sons….control us. We will become slaves to our g e n i t a l s it is inevitable. Do not delude yourselves that you can help guide us or teach us and give us free reign with our bodies at the same time. Lock...
