CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW IS AN OCTAROON!

Octarine,
I still miss you.

– Mastermind

Yes friends, act now! Destroy Unicron!
Kill the Grand Poobah!
Eliminate even the toughest stains!

Wreck Gar

Theres pisss all over my body

Pissmaster

I want a t******** with angel a cute 20 something s*** and todd a 30 something hottie with blonde.

That’s not perfume, it’s urine

Pissmaster

Mom and dad are Arab
Since coming to America a lot of black gang members have fucked mom
They say it’s part of the black new world order that mom should ride their c**** even in front of dad
Mom does what they say
Her body...

If gawd wanted us to run around naked, we would have been born that way.

I applaud Kendra Scott for k*lling Rodderius Morton. Yes he was willing to leave and had no weapon on him BUT….He entered a home without Kendras permission. He also was plenty old enough to be messing around with an underage girl. That’s r*pe! So Therefore Kendra should be released. No...

Taking summer classes this year. After class a nice guy and I go around the building to a wooded area and screw. What will I do at the end of summer class?

These items appear in official or traceable public records:

Name & Age: Vincent Eugene Martz, approx. 60 years old (born Dec 20, 1965).

Addresses: Multiple long‑term addresses in Mercersburg, Fort Loudon, Hustontown, and McConnellsburg.

Phone Numbers: Repeated listings for 717‑328‑4503 and several cell numbers.

Employment: Automotive detailer...

I didn’t know there was a war and I was supposed to fight for my life.

As I was leaving the railway station the other evening a man appeared in front of me. His trousers were open and he flashed me, giving me a good sight of an impressive tool.
Not knowing what to do, quick as a flash I grabbed the hem of my...

Theres pisss all over my body

Pissmaster

Prepare for extermination!

Devastator

Aw S***, what are we going to do now?

spike witwicky

I have explosive diarrhea from eating off a mexican food truck. Did that guy blast a load in the salsa? Toot toot.

I just kissed a girl for the first time(im a girl) and she was super hot we undressed eachother when I got to her bra a new skill was unlocked I started running round my t*** /b**** bouncing also my b*** she was loving it ahhh i wish i could...

If you meet a blonde who is an actress and was married to a singer/musician but now separated and possibly divorcing, if she asks you to go with her to her place, she wants a one night stand where you both can strip each others clothes off until both of...

Im a 15 year old girl and ive been posting nudes of myself on the internet since i was 12. Nothing gets me off better than reading comments and pms who tell me what they’d do to me while they have no idea im so underage.

I will rip out your optics

Lord Megatronus

I’m gonna fucken CUT you

Mr Knife 🔪

craving some young d*** this summer afternoon.

You’re the best friend that you’ve ever had.

I’ve got better things to do tonight then die!

Autobot Spinger

Audi R8 V8

Carspotter416

Genesis G80 at downsview Park

Carspotter416

My next door neighbor came over with some leftovers , and I asked her to come in for a min. I came into my bedroom and had her come in sit down for a min. I told her that I had a person of question to ask her. I asked...

And now, you shall witness its dismemberment!

Unicron, Devourer of planets

Woah!

is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?

its just me! 🤡

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

Kill the grand poobah!
Eliminate even the toughest stains!

Wreck Gar

Petra would drop me if I moved to Britain because she does not like online. We are not friends.

My husband hates bellpeppers, with a passion, so instead of cutting it up myself, I add paprika to it, because he doesn’t know that paprika is the same thing. I just tell him its an herb.

Aw Shitt, what are we going to do now?

spike witwicky

There is a cancer in your “solar system”. Human germs are a cancer.

Galactus

Gunna fukk u up da azz
Cuz cuz cuz u ain’t man enuff fgott

Dj Hi-Tek

I hate myself so much for my attachment issues. I always hurt the people I care about because I get attached easily and start caring too much. When someone I am so attached to stops messaging back, paying attention to me, and caring, I do crazy things to check if...

See knew yo azz was a racist CORVALLUS better watch that N word or I’m gonna wild out on your BACKPUSSY Bronson

I lied for years about my skills and basically dumbed myself down so I could hide. I’d be haunted by the thought that the eyes of those I know would really see ME, and I’d be unable to express myself in a way that I can’t to people IRL.

Want to fool around up a hot girl’s skirt. Ohh those creamy thighs and the treasure above.