I live on a farm in GA and have an old iron bath tub behind my house. I love using it in summer and getting caught by visitors. My hoo haa gets tingly and I gush actually cu mm ing.

Rudolph don’t know that a few years ago Miss claus took his mother to the barn and put one in her head , later that night he ate her as reindeer soul

-evil santa claus

Struggling through another holiday season….

My husband likes the sissy lifestyle. So I play along witn his desire. He’s in a chastity cage, locked up, and I have the key. And he wears women’s underwear all day.
After work, I make him shower and he wears a pretty dress or skirt and lace top....

Let me pick your brain a little

Demon Kane

Tomorrow is the devils day

Demon Kane

Raelynn says to f*** off Mikey

I have just done a ritual to undo any harmful spells I have cast and to protect people from any lingering effects. I also attempted to bless everyone.

How do I get it man I can’t f****** do anything but hang out with the immediate crisis of my b*******

A massage parlor turned me on and I gave in, resulting in getting a h******. I pray to god for forgiveness and the strenght to forget this awefull experience.

Good enough for you until you get in as possible you can have a problem that’s why I don’t want me anymore

Please message here to see you again and either way to see 👀 🙏

Good morning sir I hope that every day is good and your day has happened for a hug and a half hour a day 😊

For someone already managing the same time you have to make the first hours of Saturday

Friday I will not accept two hours less than gold

I may have put a curse on you last week that you’ll keep regularly having pee accidents if you keep avoiding me. I tried lifting it but in case you keep finding the bathroom full at work and you can’t hold it or keep peeing your pants at your front...

One of my aunts came down to visit my mom after my dad passed away and it’s one of those ants that you wouldn’t think that she would be frisky I guess you would call it. My mother had a doctor’s appointment and I was in my room after my...

Working from home today..wearing my wife’s silky teddy, full hard. Can’t get any work done. Good that I work for the federal government.

I need to start checking their driver license’s. He lied to me about his age. His cream pie nozzle was only good for one round. And barely sprayed.

If Shawn speller ever calls you old don’t worry about it. He watches j******** p***.

You can run, but Hell and Satan will find you.

Demon Kane

Goddamn you all to HELL.

I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.

My brother didn’t turn up to our weekly meetup so I told his wife he’s been f****** a transvestite for the past three years.
I didn’t tell her the transvestite is me! I don’t want that getting out

Laura Gottlieb of Northford has large areolas and a full dark bush.

This past week I filled a fantasy. While being on my monthly. I was working Steve’s cream pie nozzle in my mouth. Steve filled my mouth with his cream pie. Rather than swallowing. I kissed Steve and shared that cream pie that he gave me.

My Big Gay European Adventure 2026

When I visit Gütersloh
-attend one of the Gütersloh fictional techno parties that don’t actually happen
-get a tattoo, none of the fucken tattoo shops in Gütersloh are ever open.
-eat at the subway restaurant that is closed.
-pick up...

We have a popular appetiser in the North Pole,
its called Dead Elf Ears,
and frostbitten Reindeer legs

-Evil Santa Claus

I’ve had an image of you burning in my head for years, now that i see you, I can see your demise

Demon Kane

You ruined everything. Make it right.

You owe me R

Every time Santa visits your house he takes a teeth out of your children’s mouth, if no teeth can be taken, a spine or a soul will safice.

Satanic Santa Claus

Mom took Quaaludes which knocked her out cold, an earthquake would not wake her up. Dad left us long ago, so it is just mom and me. He was a fool to leave mom; she is the one all my buddies want to f***. Mom has big a** t*** and...

I’m gonna urinate in a mountain dew bottle, take it to work, and drink it with my boss.

Urine Sample dan

Grace the cashier is looking to rent a unit for $1450 a month

It wasn’t worth getting my fleshlight out and using it. I came after 30 seconds and there was a lot of cleaning up to do. The lube also burned my c.ock. I would have been better off just giving myself a handy.

i started drinking again. i cant drink how i used to and dont black out just to wake up with the worst regrets in my life anymore, but the bottles got bigger and i always have one around. i keep a 750mL bottle of vanilla vodka by my bed to...

Wife is a cheating s*** and I love it!

After a couple years of marriage she eventually got bored with my little 3 inch d***, started spending a lot of time out with her girlfriends, working late, going to the gym. You get the idea.

First time I noticed...

Purple Brabus G Wagon at the Hazelton hotel

Carspotter416

3 more weeks until MY BIG GAY EUROPEAN ADVENTURE 2026