F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH
first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year.
Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall

Mall Santa Claus FML

Shank ya in da neck with a candy cane 🔪

Evil Santa claus

Legalize crime in Whovile!

The Grinch

notice how the weather changes as soon as its work day again. the heat here is staggering. hot monday . I try to think of it as another form of stinging winter to survive it.

Robbed your son for his Halloween candy at Canepoint
Stole your tree on Christmas 🎄

Ghetto Santa Claus

Get outta here Halloween!
Its Christmas 🎄 time now, ive already got my hoes on the striper poll!
Hoe hoe hoe

Evil Santa Claus

Do u have surgery coming ?
I can prepare the utensils 🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

I think I had fun last night. There is a hole in my pantyhose at the crotch. I’m sticky and crusty and the bed is a mess, stained and stinks. Wish I had the video.

I carry one of the tanks of helium with me in my car as a way to stay calm. When I see the Fiserv buildings in the morning against the ominous midwestern skies, I just have to take a look at the tank to know that I am in control...

My art therapist/group therapist and I were having an illegal affair. I would write secret messages to her and she would read them and respond to them in person. She would do favors i asked of her, like wearing outfits i asked her to wear, she’d even do me s*****...

Sniff sniff. Smells like yourine and wine in my bedroom. Why am I wearing your pan×ties? What happened last night?

My girlfriend and I are opening up to non-monogamy and a few days ago we decided to give it a shot. She had matched with a few guys on Tinder and was invited to a Halloween party. I was at home when she called that she was going home but...

Ill crush your skull and make soup out of it if you get in my way

Demon Kane

How many souls has the devil gained on Halloween night?

Demon Kane

Im gonna drink your blood

Demon Kane

Your soul, gone.

Demon Kane

Poke poke, got cha bittch🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one. I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information

Project 2501

My nine year old son asked for my used pa+nties, and he wore them to school. I had been with a bo+yfriend that afternoon and my pant+ies were delicate see-through lilac fabric. When my son had put them on, he went to school with an er+ect+ion like he had a...

THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN FAGBASH IN THE GAY VILLAGE

When? 7:00pm-4:00am
Where? The Gay Village!
Price? FREE!

Acceptable costume ideas:
Jewish Rabbi
Avatar
Blackface
Adolf Hitler
A nazi

Unacceptable costume ideas:
Gay men
Justin Trudeau
Donald Trump
Palestinin scum

Once I devour your soul on Halloween night, you’ll just be a sack of skin in a costume blowing in the wind for the garbage trucks to pick up in the morning.

Demon kane

I love my boyfriend, but I feel unsatisfied in bed. We’re now 3 years together and he comes so quickly. During uni, I knew guys through the student clubs. Most guys I had s** with felt better than him. I daydream about the 3some I had once after going out....

I will rip your scary, plastic halloween mask off, to reveal frightened wimp of a man, as I extract your soul and you become a costume blowing in the wind.

Demon Kane

I was promised a razorblade in my Halloween candy!

Demon Kane

My wife and I on vacation we are in our sixtes how ever we were camping so we were rooling bowels blowing clouds . When 5 guys come over to join us that ask if we ever had a b*** bump we hadn’t until that night that mixed 3.5 grams...

Halloween night
Hunt for the scariest costume and take home their head!

Skeletra and the head hunters

Happy Halloween 🎃 now let me rip out your spine

Demon Kane

I posted about my female cousin and how she trased all us boy cousins, over the years taking all cousins’ virginities except mine. And how she would have us boys do things with each other while she watched. Turns out one of my male cousins also frequents thos site and...

So many guys in lingerie and pan ties. It’s not even Halloween yet.

What’s the need of the hour

I guess they didnt expect me to get home early. I hit the garage door opener button and as it raises i see my little sister’s bare a** on her knees in front of my father. Pretty self explanatory. My sister jumped up horrified and my father tried to cover...

I like wearing lingerie and blowing other guys. m here

My son asked me about my age being so young. I replied well I was 14 and your dad just turned 15. And promised to P*U*L*L*O*U*T. The fishies found an egg .

Yo yo yo any HORSEHUNG wild rough and ready STREETNIGGERS wanna come through the alligator fuckhouse and slammy my backclammy in Miami while eating a MOONS OVER MY HAMMY?

I’ve got a $50 Denny’s card some tina fresh pig sweat poppers and a need — a need for SEED....

Try to carve me, and ill fucken cut yer face off 🔪🎃

🎃 PumpKil King of the pumpkins 🎃

There’s a razor in my candy!
Trick or treat ?
Razorblade or Chainsaw?
Skitso or p***?

Jack-O-Lantern

Happy Halloween, your skull is my trophy, your soul is my fuel, your skin is my costume.

Demon Kane

What woman doesn’t find Cam Burnette from Facebook Hot as Hell? My p@nties get wet just from looking at that hot piece of a$$ I’d love to have in my bed. I’d like to s*ck his lollipop and him tongue my pie hole.

Humannnnn flesshhhhhh

Demon kane

I crave human meat on Halloween night

Demon Kane