Mr John…she stammered.shhhhh I said. If I tell your mom you were actually f****** on my couch she’ll beat you ground you or? Yeah I know. How can we make this right? Well if I won’t tell you can’t tell. Come over here and sit on my lap. No straddle...

Im the Cat in the hat
and heres a knife in your back!

🎪The Cat in the hat🎪

Living with my aunt…..i got home from classes one day and my aunt was rushing around in a panic, apparently a lifelong friend had been taken to the hospital. She had me follow her quickly next door to where the sisters/landlords/my lesbian aunt’s long term relationship partners lived. She told...

There is a little voice in my head screaming this is a bad idea…
but I can barely hear it,
because there is a louder voice screaming LET THE 12 OLD DRIVE

The Cat In the Hat

The next Algorithmic Echo series on Vampire hero has a 110 chapter and it is completely comedy worthy. You can see what happens when that their cave becomes the villain home. I been reading it too, it better than dripping quills role playing games like that.

Living with my aunt….her daily spankings of me worked wonders and i confessed to her that i seemed to be enjoying the spankings more than the supervised mas tur ba tion in the morning shower with her. College classes had started and i looked forward to coming home to her...

Hubby Robert 35 dared and teased me one to many times. So last night little Steve jr two doors down. Tested my love bun with his sausage. Then Robert gotten his first ever sloppy bun.

Adult male heater tomorrow. Perverts sit in their cars and drink liquor and do drugs before coming I . I love walking thru the store to the pervert p*** booths in the back. Pay my 14 dollars for hours of free p*** until 2am. Soon as you open the door...

I want to pee on you
R kelly

The Gütersloher Boyz Gang appears to be a local rap group, crew, or satirical internet reference originating from Gütersloh, Germany, rather than an established criminal syndicate.
The group’s footprint is primarily found on online relationship blogs, community forums, and anonymous confession boards:
• Rap & Street Culture Imagery:...

When I was 14, I had a big crush on my 2nd cousin, me and her were always close and we always spent a lot of alone time together. One day I was sitting all alone in my auntie sons bedroom, reading, all of the sudden she comes up to...

I live on a farm in GA and have an old iron bath tub behind my house. I love using it in summer and getting caught by visitors. My hoo haa gets tingly and I gush actually cu mm ing.

Rudolph don’t know that a few years ago Miss claus took his mother to the barn and put one in her head , later that night he ate her as reindeer soul

-evil santa claus

Struggling through another holiday season….

My husband likes the sissy lifestyle. So I play along witn his desire. He’s in a chastity cage, locked up, and I have the key. And he wears women’s underwear all day.
After work, I make him shower and he wears a pretty dress or skirt and lace top....

Let me pick your brain a little

Demon Kane

Tomorrow is the devils day

Demon Kane

Raelynn says to f*** off Mikey

I have just done a ritual to undo any harmful spells I have cast and to protect people from any lingering effects. I also attempted to bless everyone.

How do I get it man I can’t f****** do anything but hang out with the immediate crisis of my b*******

A massage parlor turned me on and I gave in, resulting in getting a h******. I pray to god for forgiveness and the strenght to forget this awefull experience.

Good enough for you until you get in as possible you can have a problem that’s why I don’t want me anymore

Please message here to see you again and either way to see 👀 🙏

Good morning sir I hope that every day is good and your day has happened for a hug and a half hour a day 😊

For someone already managing the same time you have to make the first hours of Saturday

Friday I will not accept two hours less than gold

I may have put a curse on you last week that you’ll keep regularly having pee accidents if you keep avoiding me. I tried lifting it but in case you keep finding the bathroom full at work and you can’t hold it or keep peeing your pants at your front...

One of my aunts came down to visit my mom after my dad passed away and it’s one of those ants that you wouldn’t think that she would be frisky I guess you would call it. My mother had a doctor’s appointment and I was in my room after my...

Working from home today..wearing my wife’s silky teddy, full hard. Can’t get any work done. Good that I work for the federal government.

I need to start checking their driver license’s. He lied to me about his age. His cream pie nozzle was only good for one round. And barely sprayed.

If Shawn speller ever calls you old don’t worry about it. He watches j******** p***.

You can run, but Hell and Satan will find you.

Demon Kane

Goddamn you all to HELL.

I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.

My brother didn’t turn up to our weekly meetup so I told his wife he’s been f****** a transvestite for the past three years.
I didn’t tell her the transvestite is me! I don’t want that getting out

Laura Gottlieb of Northford has large areolas and a full dark bush.

This past week I filled a fantasy. While being on my monthly. I was working Steve’s cream pie nozzle in my mouth. Steve filled my mouth with his cream pie. Rather than swallowing. I kissed Steve and shared that cream pie that he gave me.

My Big Gay European Adventure 2026

When I visit Gütersloh
-attend one of the Gütersloh fictional techno parties that don’t actually happen
-get a tattoo, none of the fucken tattoo shops in Gütersloh are ever open.
-eat at the subway restaurant that is closed.
-pick up...

We have a popular appetiser in the North Pole,
its called Dead Elf Ears,
and frostbitten Reindeer legs

-Evil Santa Claus

I’ve had an image of you burning in my head for years, now that i see you, I can see your demise

Demon Kane