“it will be fun?” thats what you said about the green lantern movie and you were 114 minutes of wrong.

-sheldon cooper aka big bang theory

she was listening through the door, she wants me

-sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

The lack of reciprocation in my life is like a knife in the stomach

I’m trying to get ahold of corvallus bronson winslow the third. The doctor told me I have herpes simplex 10 and you should get checked out.

Ramon

( Not gonna fall for another banana in my tailpipe)

Hannah Wezden from Niagara Falls Canada has very cute feet and she knows it. She loves sucking her own toes and is always barefoot. Best this is she will let anyone play with her feet

I need to go tinkle. I need someone to take me to the toilet and wipe my sweetie for me. Love Chloe xx

I am addicted
I am in a prison of love, How noble I am to suffer alone, to silently keep waiting, waiting, and waiting for the one who wont even look my way anymore.
I am addicted
The cyanide is the spice to our love
Now...

trigger n***** downs on tv ronie the pig and harpo marx want to fight like black assed dogs now.

He wanted that i touch it😭

Leyla von Deutschland

All life is equal.
I merely assign it a quantifiable value…..
of zero

Decepticon Shockwave

I will RIP OPEN Ultra Magnus guts, and anyone else who gets in my way!
And with that Unicron will be my slave.

Lord Galvatron

fake friends➡️ become real nigggas and real nigggas➡️ become real enemies. 🗡🔫

-young Dolphin 🐬

When I was around nine or ten years old, I had a best friend—let’s call her Macy. My dad and her parents were close friends, and so when my dad had to go for a week for something job related, her family invited me to stay with them. Me agreed...

I must be open with you all, we’re here for a reason. Somehow, someway we all have a fetish that we must feed by coming here. For me it’s the obvious compulsion of desire of going through the punishment of being put in front of adolescent children and have them...

PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!!!

devastator

Don’t make your next car a hurse 💥

Young Dolphin 🐬

The truth is, is that I have been using my younger sisters warm, wet mouth a few times a month for almost a year now she sleeps like a rock. Yesterday we began making out and touching and looking.

fake friends become real nigggas ans real nigggas become real enemies.

-young Dolphin 🐬

What’s on my mind? The day you gathered all the kids from the block and posted me exhibition spread eagle on the park fence and forced me to humiliate myself as they stared me down and laughed at me as you degraded me. Recording the moment and selling copies. You...

Tell me what’s on your mind human, or I’ll splatter you on the wall and see for myself!

Decepticon Blitzwing

i love it when people kick the royal family when they are down. I get personal delight seeing and hearing it often.

Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor...

so what kinda underwear you wearin? cotton or synthetic?

-darrel the manager

So a-lot of people already know this, especially from our school in Cor Jesus, Digos city,.This person Ashlyn Faith Mangaway Rosillo / Ashlyn Rosillo, named as kanonpyon / Kanon Pyon on facebook, from the Philippines, Digos City. She uses people, is plastic, and doesn’t treat other people well behind the...

Wanna find a girl and be her sub sissy fem boy.

The Double Standard.

Boating videos of bikini clad girls in Florida are on Youtube. They wear skimpy bathing suits that barely cover anything. Some girls will lift up or remove her top. ht tps :/ /w w w. yout ube. c o m/watch?v=BDrph2qiM20

I’ve seen top.less girls on the beach...

I’m tempted to give up on her and I I feel like I’ve been trying so long and litteeally I put in the effort. She doesn’t even try to communicate back. I don’t think she even knows I tried to reach her. The messages are unread. I’m blocked on fb....

I AM ALSO KNOWN AS BRUTICUS

BRUTICUS

READ IT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT DELETES THIS.

Sector Seven’s time had come—and they had done nothing but make the situation worse, all their secret weapons being ineffective against the Decepticons, and having alienated the Autobots. Sector Seven was terminated in an effort to better cover up the existence of the...

Better treat the good people good and not totally sh*t on them by turning everything around about yourself backwards to make them feel and look like the bad one and replace them with a partner you think is better. Especially one that that familiar with breaking the law and a...

so what kinda underwear you wearin? cotton or synthetic?

-darrel the manager

Wednesday August 4th 2026
Metergy solutions tried to scam me out of $457 after just paying $305

RE: “if we are going to circumcise many of the boys in this country…”.

Fairness in circumcision surgery is a nonsensical concept. If a man gets a sort haircut, it doesn’t mean every woman needs to have her hair shorn to the scalp just to keep things ‘equal.’

Because...

CIGARETTES, SHITT, PISSS, BLOOD, ALCOHOLISM

rodney and the fuckheads

READ IT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT DELETES THIS.

Sector Seven’s time had come—and they had done nothing but make the situation worse, all their secret weapons being ineffective against the Decepticons, and having alienated the Autobots. Sector Seven was terminated in an effort to better cover up the existence of the...

A little snip, a little trim
To make the birdie sleek and slim
Mommy’s hand, a steady guide
With nowhere left for skin to hide

Cut away the wild and stray
To make my birdie, the Mommy way
Now it’s neat, now it’s small
...

Yikes! Female circumcision

if we are going to circumcise many of the boys in this country than it makes no sense to not perform a very similar and possibly less invasive surgery on girls where their prepuce is also cut a little for the same reasons.

So I wear nylon pretty pan>ties, some with lace. White, black, pink, blue, purple. Bikini, hipster and briefs style. Size 6 or 7. I’m male and love receiving presents.

I wish my wife would leave the room go I could get some alcohol without her noticing.