I contort world’s, with my magic
Every world I visit ends, it is tragic

Demon Kane

I contort world’s, with my magic
Every world I visit ends, it is tragic

Demon Kane

For redundancy, I am looking into suspension haanging. This way, if the helium somehow fails, at least blood supply will be cut off to my brain. I need to make this as foolproof as possible so that I don’t have to return to Fiserv ever again. The pill route seems...

Hoy me siento particularmente deseoso de darle s*** a mi prima. Tenemos rato de estar participando en s***, incluyendo amor oral y a***. Ella es profesora de primaria, y soltera. No se puede casar porque ella es mía, y yo no comparto a mis mujeres.

Desde hace un año...

I want to get my balloon knot snapped by a large macho African American man or men. Just the kind of mood I’m in today.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় ভর্তির আগেআগে যেমন তোমার সাথে কত প্লান-পরিকল্পনা, গপগপ করতাম। যাওয়ার আগেও তেমন করতে ইচ্ছে করছে। সাড়ে চার’টা বছর কীভাবে যে গেল!

Looks like I fuucked up your leg.
You’re a shiit driver.
Wrong side of the road idiot

Knox from roadhouse

Who the f*** are you, Mr Smiley?
Mr Smiley?
Yeah. You’ve had this idiot grin since I walked in.
So, are you happy?
Are you stupid?
Or get punched in the face too many times?
Honestly, it’s probably the punching

Knox from roadhouse

Stick My arm down the toilet and get myself a snack
Cover my face in Feces and give myself a tan

Urine sample dan

I wish these restaurants whether family owned or a chain restaurant will have the strict rule that if you walk away from your table for a moment then come back inside to gather your things then the busser/server/waitress has every right to take your plate and throw your sh*t in...

The streets belong to the homeless and drug addicts! It is theirs!

Vote Diana Chan McNally

My family is f****** trash. My friends f****** s***. To hell with u all.

No work today. Bf and I had a nice early morn bedroom session. He dribbles a lot, salty taste. Hungry now..

How was I suppose to know that I was “harassing” the late Laurie Burrows? She told me to give her favourite teacher a hug for me? She always answered all my questions about College D’Enseignment. There was no reason for me to think that I was harassing Laurie.

Yesterday at the mall while shopping. This teenager looked at my husband and said Hey mister you have a cute daughter. I looked up at hubby and smiled.

I’m gonna hold you down while I crap on your face

Poop Boy 416

you cant kill whats already dead, I no longer feel pain, but you do.
I could crush your skull with my bare hands

Demon Kane

My wife is 8 months pregnant and all I keep thinking of is another man f****** her infant of me

German Sheppards guard the entrance gate, this is hell, and you are here to stay

Demon Kane

I cut throats of all those wack urban vampires, slicing nigggas open with Persian daggers, snakes and garlic, straight retarded

Dope dod

I’ve dry-humped several preteen girls to absolutely enormous climaxes. There’s nothing in the world hotter than a girl around 8 or 9 years old willing to let you use her perfect bubble to drain yourself completely dry. The possibility of being caught only made it even hotter.

Snakes and garlic, vampires, straight retarded

Dope dod

Blow a hole in your head and use it as a peep show, so I can watch the creep show.

Demon Kane

F*** liberals. communist retarded scum of the f***** earth

peoplee out ther jealous of me, you have to mastberate palm trees and vaccum cleaners and being moleseted by drunks who are older then 70 to be winning lotteries, you got to have near death experiencees and house fires and floodings and have no s***** human contact. that is the...

The one called Ultra Magnus stands in our way! Death will be his reward for his heroism

Cyclonus

Helium is surprisingly difficult to obtain in any kind of appreciable quantity. But, I’ve finally secured enough to carry out my exit plan. I did a dry-run with a little bit of gas in a bag and became pleasantly light-headed to an almost euphoric degree. I am ecstatic to finally...

I’m 17F and came home and decided to go for a walk before it got dark to enjoy the Fall foliage in my area. There is a hill and wooded area north of our rural home and a town road that passes by.

The sun had now set and...

I will eat your soul

Demon Kane

you wanna fight dicklesss?
well sure but i sure aint gonna show you my diick bitchh.

Wade Garrett

Ah fuckk my back

Bully McGuire

My name is Julius Macwan of Lincoln and I’m a pompous priick. I act like I own the fuucking place by turning on the lights. I talk in Injun language behind peoples backs because I am so fuucking clever. I rank HIGH in the caste system and I know its...

Ashley youre a f****** c***.

Watched fem boy vids. They are so hot, no wonder my girlfriend loves that. I’m going to try it for her.

I just gave some food to a black cat.

Wearing my wife’s underwear and camisole, she’s at the store. Having fun.

I came from a toxic family and my in laws were more like family than i imagined was possible. The weirdest part was how they knew my wife, their own daughter, was the outlier in their family, cold and manipulative. She married me to get away from them. I eventually...

During my college years I had a Sorority Sister rubbed and kissed my kitty. I purred very loud during this event.

Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one. I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information

Project 2501

Canada is a 3rd world shitthole
Immigrants, crime, protests, HELL