Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

I felt like I was being burned alive. From the bottom of my heart: F*** off.

Fucka niggga up the a**

Beef tank from cell block 6

I will eat your snot phaegot

the sinus king jerry onslaut

Yes, it was her fault only. I’m glad to be her everyday reminder, especially now that the tables have turned. Keep hiding, I’m already deep inside your mind.

I rent a room in a house from an elderly man I’ve known for years. A year ago, I discovered he had purchased a v******* which was left in the room’s bedside drawer. Although it is very noisy, I am addicted to it and can’t stop using it, and I...

Come sit on my lap Kylie
After that last drink I fell down and shitt outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it Susan.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any...

Do you see that keychain on my hip?I sliced off the ear of your father when he couldn’t pay for his Easter photos at the mall last year.

Mall Easter bunny FML

My husband brought home his black friend on a Friday night and they were doing a lot of drinking. I knew my husband would probably pass out as the night went on. I also knew that his friend was very attracted to me. I decided to get naughty that night...

My teen son dressed like a girl.It was so e***** and sensual,he entered ther school pagent.it was great fun, me aand his sister helped.I found myself wanting things to be ummm well, e***** and for me it all was.I cannot explain the extasy of allowing myself to imagin and touch...

Those easter eggs you are eating are filled with my feces!

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

Oops I accidentally touched your mothers titt during the Easter family photo, are those Ds?

Mall Easter Bunny FML, previously Mall Santa Claus

I’m sorry to hear that! Honestly, I’ve realized that no one is going to help you. If you want a better life, it’s all up to you. Best of luck to ya.

If your son drops an egg
I’ll drop you 👀

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

im gonna paint your fathers face like an egg to cover up the cracks

-Evil Easter Bunny

Canada needs to deport all Chinese filth, all dirty indians, and cage all black men

I love Karina

Lofty — grab my Diablo Nailgun from Lowes, theres a commie coming our way to negotiate our drywall installation prices. Let nail that fuckker to his own drywall.

-Bob The Builder.

Is that your blood on my Easter egg?
🐣 🗿 🐰 🐣 🗿 🐰 🐣 🗿 🐰

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

This has been one of the worst years in a long time. Im praying for some relief. and happiness.

My girlfriend got a new job as a supervisor at a local motel. She always used to come home and shower and was too shy to be naked as she had seen her boss m*********** at his computer. My girlfriend is very submissive so when her boss scolded her for...

When my wife goes out with her girlfriends, I put on a pair of her p******, and go to the Adult Theater to s*** c*** thru the gloryholes. I bring an extra pair of p****** that I’ve found in her dirty laundry, and pass them thru the hole to my...

Is Katy Perry in space again? I think she is an air head and should be blasted to uranus. Wealthy people are nutty as squirrel sh!t. Only people here are smart.

Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

Canada leads the world for the most stolen cars!

The C in Canada is for Crime

I am a girl,and was finially baptized at age 15 during sunday mass along with another girl who was 14.We both were dressed in the traditional,all white,’babygirl’type baptism outfits that consisted of the white,poofy,short sleeve,above the knees,baptism dresses with the matching bonnet,lace anklets and white maryjane shoes and under our...

Been thinking of making h***** art again but I don’t want to follow a standard.

Might make something funny

Hello I am Jason Acasta and I am a Proud MAP (Minor Attracted Person)

I been unable to be allowed to have legal custody of my Daughter due to this reason alone, but recently I was granted visitation rights to see her again after going through mandated therapy.

I am...

When I worked at a delivery place in Washington DC I would deliver to all the Jewish places like Ajc aipac the chabads the shemtovs the schools. I would keep seals on me and unseal the food then m********* into the salads sandwiches everything. Then seal them back up and...

I’m a star wars!

(Yes you are ralph)

I’m C-3D2!

Ralph Wiggum

this looks small but in person its really big (holds a model of a B2 aircraft)

-Retarded Donald Trumpet

I was a CD er since age 10.At 14 i got brave and walked out of the house one nite all dressed etcI went to the corner store, and got a soda.I was so excited.I felt special and a girl.Walking home i stopped on the dark street and adjusted mt...

Any ladies with neck flexibility should check out my insta Hannah _westonland. Send me a DM if interested.

A man got shot and killed on a Go Bus at yorkdale mall

The C in Canada is for Crime

Double shooting and person found with a gun arrested outside of Yorkdale mall

The C in Canada is for Crime.

Love doesn’t exist. It’s a fabricated lie. Dont believe the lies of heart. You will be used.

julie martz knobsville pa is a truckers delight she cheated on stacey martz with several truck drivers the kids have different fathers so sad

Love dosent exist. The cake was always a. Lie

Julie Martz the compulsive Iair of McConnellsburg Pa How funny it is that Vince was Never in Jail, but YOU were. You belong in a Mental Alyssum. You need to shut your mouth. Vince never touched you, I bet your still love with him. Aren’t you?? What do you want...

Love doesn’t exist it’s fake. Like the cake