I got a phone call the other day from a friend of mine where I grew up and me and him got back together again and his wife watched us have s**. I’m on my way back driving. And I want to see him again myself. His wife want to...

I was a virgin until my wedding night. My wife fucked six guys before me.

I love how technology is making people dumb. I kid you not, some people actually believe that reading 3 books a year makes you an intellectual. I read around 50.

Stupid things people have said to me after my sister died: (within the first 3 months she did)
“How’d she die?” -random girl during lunch

“Don’t worry about telling people i already told everyone” -Fvcking b**** named ZP (theres a lot she said)

“I hate my sister”

“Your...

People who behave rudely and do not adhere to basic manners and pleasantries deserve to die.

To the two estranged siblings and an unacknowledged in-law I think it’s time all three of you should bend over and pucker up for once because you three can kiss my a**!

Nothing more to say. Moving on!

suckkin onna chicken nugget
a niggga just trynna chill n sip.
took som fucken lean mix it wit gasolina that shitt taste like reptar tyranosorus rex dickss
Drugs in my pocket cant let monica see dem

-Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)

Crack in your head with a frying pan

Madchild 57

Crusty retarded moron. Plum hair idiot 🥲

A good piece of advice is don’t talk to someone unless they’re talking to you.
🤣 F****** retards, slow a** moron

Peeni so hard in new silky pan.ties, all I can think about is getting it offffff….

i truly am sorry for whoever is with my ex right now. i saw you when i went to go see my dog that we used to share. you are most likely oblivious to the abuse that i endured in our past relationship. you look nice, you look like someone...

i hate the way deaf people speak. it makes me irrationally angry. i know they can’t help it. pls forgive me 🙁

I am writing to see when you plan on sending the divorce papers. Since we are both low-income, the filing fees should be waived by the court—you just need to include the fee waiver form.

​If you don’t have my current address, you can get it from my mom.

​I...

Everytime I had s** with my girlfriend, she would leave the room and I would jerk myself off to finish

I’m 15 and I keep wetting myself. Love Chloe xx

Like the surprises they like to leave for Austin someone should really put and end to the s*** being done by s*** police and whores of Oshawa against Austin Eady

If he has to himself whilst other use groups and etc it won;t be any fun he promises

how you white biitches offended by trump portraying himself as Jeesus but y’all goofy biitches ain’t never mad about that random asss European man y’all been depicting as Jeesus for the last 1000 years??? lmaoooooooooooo

suckkin onna chicken nugget a niggga just trynna chill n sip. took som fucken lean mix it wit gasolina that shitt taste like reptar tyranosorus rex dickss

-Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)

The terror on the Canadian Trumper’s face, strapped to a gurney deep in a bunker, as our doctor explains how he is about to go a vaginoplasty

🍆

Horned up, seeing and talking to super sweet and cute waitress at new BBQ restaurant.

Is there a Reaosn why Police are being childish when it comes to Austin Eady? Most media makes fun of cops and considers them worhtless. He’s broadcasted the same. It’s nothing new, but they way they harass him and act like they are permanently 5 is something sad.

Also Alpha...

I hate canada

f*** u Brenda u f****** b****

I just wet my bed and I need someone to change my pants and wipe my little tushie for me. I’m just a little wetter girl. Love Chloe xx

Yes, I was at baseball practice last night. What didn’t you see me? I was in the back of your mom’s jeep. Stealing every base. Then sliding into her home plate for the big score. Afterwards she asked same time next week.

Is it weird for a 56 yr old lady to still think Justin Bieber is in love with her??
It’s not cute? 😳

Must be the ‘tism.

Is it weird that a 60 year old woman still thinks Justin Bieber loves her?? I thought it was cute 😳

Must be the tism.

Tyler the lot associate is thinking about quitting at the home depot and working at Costco to push carts 😂😂😂

Let that burger king linger in the toilet,
call the janitor we’ve got a stinker!

Poop Boy 416

Sick chicks , killer steeze, dirtbikes, girls that drink mountain dew and shitt in a shed.

Hoes edge racing gear

No better feeling than m*********** a lot and then making sure everyone knows how “satisfying” it was. 🤨

LOOOOOOL 🤮

Which drive thru? No it was not McDonald’s.

It was Wendy’s.

Twinkle twinkle niggga imma get chu

The Grim Reaper

TONIGHT:
gladiator X** Glad he ate her.
today at 1am on CTV2.
After that
Letterkenny
Followed by
Corner Gas

-TV PROGRAMM

Your cool blue Luke?
Well I’m Shane blue lightning 🌩

Shane Blue Lightning

Isn’t it odd how differently women react to seeing a co.ck? One girl at a drive thru ignores an exposed co.ck and balls. Another screams and calls the police for indecent exposure and she wants him locked up. Another accepts a tip as she takes a good second look at...

i’m still in love with my ex bf. i beg my brain to shut up but he’s all i think about. i miss him horribly. i hope he knows I regret leaving, not working through a rough patch… it’s been a year and I feel numb trying to love anyone...

Well some people got something to say right? I mean everyone has a message for someone here. So im just waiting for that reach out or cuss out.
-Laurence

went to work. 35 bags of mulch pop my fucken bag out, poppa pill painkilla meds popped a niggga back in. spaced out got me seein reptar tyranasaros rex dickss loool

-Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)