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you like a bittch with no asss
you aint got shitt!!!

-Lil Wayne YMCMB

A giraffe skips out on the other animals for his own needs. ❤️‍🔥🤬❤️‍🔥💨

So I Jack to bellehoneysmith. Bust a load

How do you know if you have autism?

2012 Fiat 500 Lounge at The Schüttflix Tower, Gütersloh Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

I’m gonna fucken cut you

Mr Knife 🔪

I have nobody and im an option to people. So now what.
-Laurence

I need an older man of 21-29
Who is a Christian
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I decided recently to stop m*********** for religious reasons and it’s so hard. I woke up really h**** today and it’s not like I’m h**** for s** but for m***********. I don’t wanna watch p*** or anything. I just wanna spread my legs, look at my 🐱in the mirror, rub...

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We have an intern from England at our company. We have gotten close, dates, dinners and last night intimacy. He’s my first guy friend with a fore skin. My gosh, he kums a lot.

I’m sorry that my anxiety made me view you as a bad friend. You’re not.

It’s September 25, 1995, Carm is an 18 year old Gr. 13 (OAC) student, is studying computers in her computer class. That morning she receives a chaplaincy appointment from the chaplain, Sister Marie Howorth, there is no indication as to what the appointment is for. The appointment is for 9:30am....

It’s agonizing. It won’t let up. I don’t want to feel this way. I know I need to step away from this. It won’t ever happen. I won’t ever be able to hold him in my arms. He won’t ever see me as more than a kindly little distraction, at...

you on some fagggot bullshitt
call you
dennis rodmann

-Lil Wayne YMCMB

you like a bittch with no asss you aint got shitt

-Lil Wayne YMCMB

What’s wrong with pizza? It’s delicious. 🤤 It’s perfectly normal. In fact it should be illegal to say no to offers of pizza. If you’re a stranger who’s never met me and you come over to me and get in my face with your pepperoni and cheese talk, it should...

​Vanessa E​
During a big storm a tree fell on my bedroom smashing my bedroom window . My mother came rushing in to see if I was hurt . Thank god god the tree didn’t land on me sleepining in my bed . I grabbed my pillow and blanket...

My wife and I have a tenant renting a room in our house and discovered he seldom had a shower or washed, so one morning my wife scolded him then got him out of bed, took all of his clothes off and marched him down the passage to the shower...

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Okay

Game face

Here we go

I′ve got bi-polar disorder, my s***’s not in order

I′m overweight, I’m always late

I’ve got too many things to say

I rock mom jeans, cat earrings

Extrapolate my feelings

My family is dysfunctional

But we have a good time killing each other

Schnapps Schnapps Schnapps ich bin zu Primo, ah niggguh

Andere Nïga

When people try to supplant me I laugh because they think they’re being clever but I see through it every single time.

Something just tells me…
Ive got a really good feeling about Hagreds’.
ive got a feelings “its the place to be” tonight.
He’s gonna fuckk me hardd

-Harry Potter

Just because they can read our minds doesn’t make all of us “ONE” with each other. Why? Because they’re not here. Only us. We can’t read their minds, but they can see our thoughts?

My grandfather groomed me when I was thirteen.

I was very insecure about my body, and I confided in him, and he touched me inappropriately. At the beginning, I didn’t know what to make of it. He told me I was desirable. I wanted to believe it.

For a whole...

THIS. GIRL. is on FIIIIIIIIRE!! 🐳🥩✨
If only I had realized that A) I can’t sing and B) I was singing about myself 😳

You mean they’re really living together?? No, no, anything but that!! 😭 I knew it the first time he looked at her. He’s in love with her.

Whatt the fuckk in the world am I
Am I a man , machine or something in between

david sapp the human android

suckkin onna chicken nugget a niggga just trynna chill n sip.
took som fucken lean mix it wit gasolina that shitt taste like reptar tyranosorus rex dickss
Got me eatin Vigoro mulch fuckk that’s not a chicken wing shittt

-Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)

Ambivalent

You can’t run from your nightmares

Jacob Goodnight

I love him. I love everything about him. He’s one of the nicest people I know, he makes me laugh, he makes me smile. I love his quirks, I love his imperfections, I love his personality. I love how handsome he is and how loyal he is. But I’m terrified...

When people tell you you’re really, really retarded in many ways- believe them. 🥺

In a few years I want to ask Julia to marry me

Got chastised by mother in-law about cheating on wife. Discussion got to how it came about, and told her coworker saw me “presenting” a bulge and pursued. Month later mother in-law caught me at house alone and told me I could just let her give me a bj or she...

Julie Martz is a total compulsive liar. she loves to screw truck drivers and have their babies. she is a total nut case and she is brainless. She is a bad witness in McConnellsburg pa all she does is lie all the time She need mental help. she needs to...

I thought I saw u yesterday. my heart skipped a beat. please come back to me.

komme mit das army, fünfhaus komme 2 gay party.

-Bonerz MC

blow a million there, a million here, spent the night with a sicilian bittch with arm hair and no head hair.

-Lil Wayne YMCMB