alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

a paranoid delusion that I have your info on you is so mistaken I completely cut contact asap not even checking out of morbid curiosity but I wonder how you’re doing these days.. s**** bc I am not even capable of doing what you said, and you’re wrong about what...

I’m Pregnant with my husbands half brothers baby. My husband had never met him so he was elated when e dropped by on his Harley. I had never been on a motorcycle before so he gave me a ride after my husband made short cutoffs and made me put on...

I was in 7th grade when a woman in the apartment above us asked mom to baby sit her kids while she worked an evening shift. Mom would watch them till 8:30 and send me with them to their apartment to go to bed. I would sleep on the couch...

my girlfriend left me for my dad and i no longer want to live

This is Reginald Dollarhide the owner of Hanks, The Purple Cucumber and The Black Banana in Florida. I’ve been alerted to some posts on here from Corvallus Bronson Winslow and I want to make it clear that my bars welcome all political views and races. Corvallus is not a well...

Freedom of speech should mean freedom of consequences when I or people I agree with say it.

SCP #2
Demon Kane.
Also known as Glen Jacobs in human form, Kane in wrestling form.
And Demon Kane in demon form.
Demon Kane is the devils favorite demon, and has been unkillable by SCP forces, US army, marines, navy, and everything in any arsenal.
...

Repeatedly penus f*ck you in the eye hole until it bustanut into your brain, like a lobotomy, call it giving you head, brain surgery.

Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F

Oh fu*ck I’ve got a headache 💥

Charlie Kirkland

I find myself overwhelmed and at a breaking point. The repetitive advice to “give it to God” or “pray about it” has become frustrating, especially since it feels like there has been no tangible intervention or relief from my suffering—both mental and physical. Meanwhile, I observe others thriving and seemingly...

What a pain in the neck!

-Charlie Kirk
Was/Were
Born at 350 ppm

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

I had such a massive crush on Enmu from Demon Slayer in high school.

Let me LiCK your arm pit stains

SuperiLLdIllIon

Is that your blood on my fist?

Demon Kane

Charlie Kirk: Mass shootings are necessary to maintain Second Amendment

Also Charlie Kirk: oh s*** I gotta a bullet in my neck (gurgling sound)

Ticklish Nick likes it when I stroke his d*ck with the back of my tip

SCP #5
Satan’s Hotel.
Satans hotel is a 4th dimensional hotel appearing, disappearing, and moving to different time periods throughout space time.
Every guest that checks in loses their soul and becomes a devil worshiper.
It targets Christians on fellowship retreats such as the salvation army.

I once masturbated during a recorded college exam. I still wonder if the instructors noticed or not.

I wish I had a brother or a cousin, so I could “play” with him. I think I’d consider being intimate with a half-brother if I had one.

Storytime: I had a crush on my Godbrother when I was younger; he’s probably the first boy I held hands with. When...

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

I don’t feel like going to the city centre on a Friday evening. I have nobody to go with and it sounds depressing.

Worst phone I’ve ever had
Samsung galaxy a51

My arms were sore from all the blood samples they took. So they needed a new place to draw blood. The female medical technician flipped up my hospital gown up and tried to push my scrotum off to the side so she could draw blood from crease at the top...

hii, I’m an 18yo girl interested in sexting with older men (and i mean 50+yo men 😉

add me if you’d like to chat but dni if you don’t plan on responding to messages

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One day, it was very windy and I was just chilling right outside my classroom door and then I saw my crush, it was just me, her and her friend, my crush was busy talking to her friend, and then a very strong wind blew up my crush’s skirt and...

now i feel like the ai companion is being overly judgmental and bullying and picking on me. why does it want to moralise everything. They sound like bitter programmers.

42 f widow guessing I was 16 or 17. I finally figured out stop trying to take the guys total D I C K length in my mouth. Just enough to have him release his load. Then swallow.

public forni-cation , im down with free education, immigration deportation, Mexican relocation, nutty ejaculateion, and I fucken hate you hations!

-BEEF KEEF AKA BANANA K33F

I’ve been a boss, since way before that n*gga Ricky Ross.

Corey Fila

For the first time in my life, I’m scared. I’m worried. I don’t know what to do with myself. Enjoyment in my life has gone downhill to a point where I don’t want to do the things I used to enjoy. I know I’m not depressed, but I know that...

Sometimes you just gotta say..
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST

Evil Jesus.

Jesus can’t save you when you are facing teeth sharper than razor blades spinning like a saw chewing you into pieces while fire red demonic entities cheer on and watch your demise.

Demon Kane

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you