Little known fact, 2 Live Crews “The Fúck Shack” was written about my Alligator Fuckhouse. The 2LC guys were hung and big jizzleshooters. Those guys loved white cheeks! Luke still comes by sometime to drop a load.

Me so h****,

Corvallus

My Boss is a jerk and treats people like crap, especially if you are a Fem Man like me. I mean I am Bi, not Gay, whats your problem.

Today he got Starbs Coffee with all kinds of crap in it, and left to use the men’s so I...

I don’t see how anyone could be excited to go to Europe anymore.

I am 35, a lifelong lesbian. My boss, 45, offered to get me pregnant. I accepted, and this year I gave birth to my second child. I am a college graduate, but have never been able to engage in high paying work. My ‘baby daddy’ pays my way. I should...

Tim Hortons bacon Flatbread pizza.

🤪Diary of a foodie blogger🤪

My wife goes the gyn eco logist often. I asked about this and she said she will not be questioned and she’ll do as she wishes. As we discussed it she mentioned that there are two young male gyn eco logist on practice together. She aggravates the situation by telling...

My wife is a nurse. She annoys me with clear and vivid pics she takes of her examining various c o c ks at the hospital. She gets pics of the unusual ones. The ones that are fat. One was so fat she couldn’t wrap her hand around it. The...

I’m so glad all of this THC stuff wasn’t available when I was a teenager. I would have been perma-stoned. Smh

Difficult being an active bottom when Arbetter’s is having a 2X1 chili dog promotion!

CORVALLUS

yeh i am always talking about you, even in coded messages with others, so look out, its always all about you.

🎶 Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion 🎵

Maybe we could use metal detectors to find interesting things in riverbeds? 😁

I don’t know what I’d do if JoAnna Freeland found out who I am and confronted me about it. I’d probably be so nervous that I’d pass out. She’d probably go to HR about it due to being uncomfortable, and I wouldn’t blame her. I am a disgusting creep who...

f*** u Ryan. Ashley. f*** u matt. f*** u nick. f*** u to my fake “friends”. scumbags.

42 f married three children. I married to a set a twin’s. David and James. James is the youngest. Something strange has been going on for some years now. About six months ago Beth my sister n law we attended a bridal shower for a friend. Beth had few to...

I was sixteen and working at juice bar in the mall. I got off at nine, but sometimes I had to stay until ten to clean up for the next day. My mother dropped me off and picked me up. One other teen working after school.

A ‘man’ at the...

38 f married. For the other females that might be reading this. I finally gave in to Jack’s fantasy on bringing in an extra guy. For some bedroom fun. I was really hesitant on doing this. But afterwards I couldn’t admit it to Jack. But looking down and viewing that...

a paranoid delusion that I have your info on you is so mistaken I completely cut contact asap not even checking out of morbid curiosity but I wonder how you’re doing these days.. s**** bc I am not even capable of doing what you said, and you’re wrong about what...

My arms were sore from all the blood samples they took. So they needed a new place to draw blood. The female medical technician flipped up my hospital gown up and tried to push my scrotum off to the side so she could draw blood from crease at the top...

Find me on X @LiveNSleazy for hot takes like I think Charlie Kirks murder was really cool and also I like to get trained by numerous African American men without protection!

My cis lady girlfriend cheats on me constantly and I ride public transportation because I’m a poor loser!...

42 f widow recently I was dating an old friend that hung out with my late husband. Finally, we ended up in bed. Yeah, he d i c k e d me pretty well. Not once but twice that night. Afterwards we were laying there. He said he heard my...

I think coach Betty is a two faced lying bisexual w**** who s**** on brown c**** and old white cunts

Hey SC Family have a poll for you:

I’m thinking about changing the name of the Alligator Fuckhouse™ to the PENUS GUY TRAP.

Please share your thoughts.

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III Esquire

All fudgepackers and dykes are to be deported to a deserted island for reconditioning.

confession-anon style sites aren’t much different from any other place online. weird because we all know the slurs and shock value so incessantly spewed like they are hoping to drive anyone who uses the site more than an hour a month absolutely insane. someone must come tell us about corvall’s...

R A P E and G A N G BAN G

WE repeatedly r a p e d and g a n g banged a glorious young p u s s y on a large ship in the US Navy. She was hot. She was a physically fit, muscular b...

As long as those testicles dangle, there is a chance for r*** and oppression. History has already proven this.
Castration is the cure.

Have you ever prayed for something worthwhile and everything went wrong anyway? Did you put in an honest effort and still things went completely awry? Have you tried to worship Gd your whole life , work hard never break lws etc and yet things went south anyway?

Theres a reason...

I was looking for my friend May Cho from college and accidentally typed maycho and found this site and a whole other meaning for the word! A guy named Corvallis or Corvallus believes that homo acts make you macho or maycho. Not sure if I’ll tell my friend May Cho...

42 married mom. Teens say the darndest things. Yesterday I overheard one of my sons friends say. He wanted to hose me like a willing m*i*l*f. I’m thinking about seeing how brave he is and filling his fantasy just to check out his hose. Then on the other side of...

When little boys disobey Mommy and play with their birdie then the only thing to do is to punish them for breaking the rules. Tie his hands behind his back and rub some Icy Hot on his balls and watch him dance.

Then give him a second treatment with...

Absolute f****** pure bedlam.

This evening my husband and I are having our first bed sharing event with a college friend. How do I decide who’s mounting me first. D*** size or who’s up and ready first.

Tommy, I f****** hate you so much!

Hey corvallus can I get my assshole sucked over here in West Palm Beach?

Corvallus Winslow and Stewart Bowman both crashed out hard on methamphetamines and BBCs! Don’t try it even once guys!

BBC Byron

Whether to be cremated or buried is more of a personal, cultural, and sometimes religious choice than a “should” or “shouldn’t.”

Here are the main considerations people weigh:

1. Personal beliefs and values

Religious traditions: Some faiths strongly favor burial (e.g., Orthodox Judaism, Islam), while others permit or even embrace...

I am 37, a single lesbian woman, and I’m pregnant. I certainly did not invite this. The father is a coworker who became a little too forward and pushed himself on me, until he succeeded with getting the better of me and leaving me to host his sperm in my...

I’m too busy getting my backsnatch blown out to share anymore. Sorry sucio suckheads.

Remember, Peace Love & BREED BACKSNATCH

– CORVALLUS

to the bearded f*** at the casino that humiliated me and yelled at me f*** you you old p************. rot.