I want him to f*** me every single day and be with me forever. I touch myself while thinking of him, can’t stop making scenarios of him loving me my whole life.
I was in bed with a guy (yk exactly how) and his sister came home and #1 almost walked into the room (narrowly avoided) and #2 he was going with his whole “call me [insert random names].” and being a good partner, I followed instructions. Well all things happened, all things out of hand, we finish up (he steps out), and his sister told him she heard EVERYTHING. This absolute queen of a lady made him bring me water and bought me a blizzard tho! (best aftercare he’s given)
I was the one who drank my brothers mt dew that he left in the fridge, he blamed my younger brother and I got away with it
Alfonso Davies spotted sitting on a bench being too lazy to play in fifa . Alfonso lazy at Fifa 2026
Celebspotter
Your head smashed.
Demon Kane
I wish my dad is more educated than arrogant. It’s so hard to fix his mistakes with what little I have.
It’s confirmed. JoAnna Freeland hates me. But that’s OK, because I hate me too.
Everywhere I go I hope to run into you. I pray. I long to see u again. reunite. I miss you so much. its been 21 lonely sad months.
I hate my family and friends. I wish I had better people in my life. I wasted so much of my life with the wrong people.
I hate that ad for super soft sleep ranker, the 2 idiots in the shot look super ugly dumbo clowns like worsel gummblerodge witches. the pillows look useless and that pod and eye and mist stuff and coils for the pillows to smell nicer and all look overpriced AT JUST...
I’m having more dreams, but they’re just nonsense dreams in liminal spaces. I keep begging and praying for dreams of Jason so I can be happy just for a day, but they won’t come to me. This life won’t even allow me safety or happiness in my dreams. It seems...
I’m f****** a married man and have been for many years now. We are both selfish and both cheating on our partners. The other night he confessed that he was afraid that I would ruin his life – why this suddenly came out I have no idea. But my suspicion...
I’ve never been involved in a knife fight I didn’t win
Mr Knife 🔪
I could crush you with my bare hands!
Green Goblin
Misery misery misery
Zoinks scoob! thats not a Scooby snack, thats my D1CK in your mouth. -SHAGGY “420” ROGERS
I hated running into u tonight. you and your family has caused me so much pain over the years.
My Dirty Little Office Secret
Hey, internet void. It’s Tara. I’m spilling it all here because, well, no one at work can know. I mean, no one. But I have to get this out or I’ll burst. So, here goes.
It started a month ago. New guy walks in—let’s call...
I remember the days when you brought me Hope Ramirez.alondra1. But now my days are filled with despair and sadness
I took my mask off to reveal another mask underneath it, and underneath that mask was a picture of your face stapled to mine with the eyes crossed out😵
🎃Take your best stab at me, it’s gonna take multiple cuts to slow me down🔪 but miss and it’s your eye 👁 🎃
🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃
Hopeless days lonely nights. I pray the final 3 months of the year are life-changing for me in a good way. I’m trying I really am….
On the first day of Halloween my true love gave to me, a baseball bat to Smash your teeth in
Knife goes in, your guts come out 🔪 🗡
Its all your fault my life is ruined, its been ruined for 2 years and i cant let it go. I cant accept the fact my life is nothing now. Please, god, fate, anything, get me out of this hole and take away the everlasting lump in my throat.
I have been married for over 20 years. My biggest regret is I have never known and will never know what it is like to truly be loved by a woman as my wife has verbally and emotionally abused me for all of our marriage. She has even admitted it...
over a year and a half its been since I’ve seen u. I went back to the place we last met the other night. it doesn’t hurt to be there as much anymore. Id do anything to go back in time 2-3 years right now.
BED BUG COUNT 🐛
42!
The goal was 40 by Friday!
You know what it is…
But if there’s any doubt:
Silent bite, itchy bite
In your bed, late at night
Bed bugs swarm like a rising flood
Hungry hordes with a thirst for blood
Sorry, friend, but you’re...
I HATE YOU LACHLAN YOUR A COWARD AND YOUR WIFE IS A W****. DON’T BOTHER ME EVER AGAIN . YOUR A DISGUSTING GROUP OF PEOPLE YOU CRIMINAL. YOUR A BAD PERSON WHO BELONGS IN HELL. NO WONDER SO MANY PEOPLE HATE YOUR GUTS.
how did I let my Angel get away….
the loneliness has become unbearable this year
no more regrets. I cant take anymore.
STOP SENDING THE GAY COWBOY AFTER ME PRESTONIAN!!
I’m not here for the funny business! Momma Manzy in Columbus gonna feel the heat if you don’t!
Yo dj Hi-Tek where you at my n****? Dj Hi-Tek will f*** you in the a** Dj Hi-Tek will f*** you in the a** Dj Hi-Tek will f*** you in the a** F*** you in the a**, you punk a** white boy Dj Hi-Tek will...
The lowest I’ve felt all year right now.
struggling again. Crying. missing people. Missing him. Missing what I used to be. What I used to do.
It feels like You’re taunting and laughing at me Ramirez.alondra1. Does she really hate me that much…
Your angel? Yes, because I wait on you hand and foot and you dole out affection if you feel it. I anticipate every need and want. When something captures your interest, you disappear. That goes for both of you.
Unlike you, I don’t demand support and accolades because I...
Jasmine Branch is a f***** racist. Some needs to f*** her up a bit.
Jasmine Branch is a black female photographer who lives in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Jasmine is laughing at the death of that white chick who was murdered by a big ugly black man.
Jasmine Branch needs to have a butcher knife shoved up her v*****. She also needs to have a...
Was lovebombed, breadcrumbed, cheated on and abused by someone until I almost killed myself
His number is (720) 793-1501
Help me sign him up for random s***. Least I can do to get revenge after the irreparable damage done to my life. Help me get a laugh.
I’m angry with my cousin. We used to hang out a lot but then they stopped asking me to hang out as much. I was sad but I understood it can happen. But then they started cancelling any plans I tried to make with them. We would only hang out...
my girlfriend left me for my dad and i no longer want to live
SCP #5 Satan’s Hotel. Satans hotel is a 4th dimensional hotel appearing, disappearing, and moving to different time periods throughout space time. Every guest that checks in loses their soul and becomes a devil worshiper. It targets Christians on fellowship retreats such as the salvation army.
