i would hack off my peniss

Ari Gold

when I was 18 and my little brother was 12, 14 years ago, he stole my keys (or said he did to annoy me). unable to control my anger, I briefly put my hands around his throat, but caught myself and stopped, horrified, before anything else could happen. I don’t...

Guilt of being rude to others and parents as well for showing myself. They are people as well. I release the guilt and suppressed emotions.

I fucken hate Amo man, this guy.

Can Z from Turkey 🇹🇷

Fucken hospittal trynna Medicate a niggga
Laughing gas n painkillers got me feelin like a reptar tyrannosaurus Rex with an erect dickk stiff as a tree

Jaeden the Creator (adhd super rapper)

we told her parents we were friends when we went to visit. they were very nice and accommodating. little did they know every time they had their backs turned we were running off and f****** like bunnies

How bout dinner in Las Vegas and a dinner of your choosing?

-Turner Classic Movies,

TV PROGRAMMM

benefits of unlimited money 💰 couldnt wait for the trip i booked in December so im back to Europe motherfuckerss

💰Richard THAN you💰

Dear God, please dont let the child have any harm, his parents are poor, i tried to help my best, and taking a lesson foe the rest of my life. Please forgive and let the child recover. 🙏

i have to get this off my chest. When i was 14 years old, i did something very naughty. One of my distant cousins and i were hanging out downtown. He wanted to get ice cream so i told him i knew a shop and too wait. Instead of vanilla...

I bullied someone too much. I hate myself now. I told them that I didn’t care if they were my friend or not anymore. I wish I had never said that. I wish I could go back and say IM SORRY.

elijah woods lookin asss bittch , no he looks like me

-Harry Potter.

my meat clever would have to disagree with you..

-Jacob goodnight

Please best friend can we meet today😍🙈I’m in gütersloh for days now. I don’t have any plans only want to see u and hug u

I’m a woman, 33 yo, not from Europe

I like doing solo traveling, heavily around europe
I slept with different nationalities, and collecting it like a pokemon

Give me your fucken train ticket digga

sichenheit sarrah aka DB bo$$

Volkswagen polo 6r in Langenfeld Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

contocore will control all black men across europe like dogs

How bout dinner in Las Vegas and a dinner of your choosing?

-Turner Classic Movies,
Now playing on
TV PROGRAMMM 📺

I took monay and a gold chain from my dad and sold it so i could buy a hoodie.

I don’t know how I ever got so lucky in life to meet you 😎🤠🙈but you are the best. 237 more days until I come back to hug you Julia

i bad

I love you Julia, 239 days until I come back to Europe to hug you

My n***** Stand alone, Stallone, Sylvester calzone n****.

-TYGA YMCMB

1982 BMW M3 at Gütersloh library, in Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

my meat clever would have to disagree with you..

-Jacob goodnight

Omg got an eye full of tight rear end at Old Navy. Teen hottie bending over, thank you

I made a horrible decision. I’m a senior and have been s******* active since I was a sophomore. I’ve only been doing it just before or just after my period to be safe. Two weeks ago on spring break I got drunk with a college guy and did it the...

Lofty get my nailgun, today were gonna staple this contractor to his drywall for trying to sell us cracked drywall sheets.
Crucify dis niga

-Bob The Builder

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m a feminine male. While I’m only attracted to women, I have a strong female living inside. I make her happy by wearing beautiful lingerie.

Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

an f in english?
bobby you speak english!!

Hank Hill aka King of the Hill

Poke poke niggga I got chu

Mr Knife 🔪

I feel ungrateful for the birthday present my mum gave me. She told me to check my bank account and since it was my 40th she put more than usual in there for me. It was £200. I was expecting £1,000 when she built it like that. I could do...

I’m just gonna hurt you real good😈

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On your knees soldier,
the way to a promotion is getting my rifle up your p*********!

Military Morrison 🪖

I was reading in the news today about a Dutch woman called Milou Verhoof who went to a euthanasia clinic because she was se~xually assaulted. When I saw her photo and how beautiful she was, I thought to myself ‘no wonder she got assaulted, she’s just so beautiful. I want...

My name is Frank Bisignano and I inflate my own Wikipedia article full of fake BS under the username MrPeggyCat during working hours LOL. Meanwhile I forgot to mention the JPMC spying scandal that got me kicked to the curb. 😳

I was at a party with my bf and he was being a you know what hole and he was hanging out with his friends and I isn’t relly no anybody then this cute guy started talking to me and we ended up hooking up and he finished inside me...

Do you mind….
if we forego the whole creepy serial killer thing?

Eddie Brock/ Venom 3