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.•♫•♬• 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥. •♬•♫•.

So I was watching Jeopardy! yesterday while cutting out New Yorker comic strips.(because why not) One of them reminded me of this woman who somehow knew who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding.

My dad and I started talking about it, and he said, “It would be funny if we did that—like, have you name a bunch of people.” Then he started listing only boys’ names, which honestly annoyed me.

It reminded me of when I was little and you would always say, “One day, when you get married to a boy or a girl…” which I always appreciated because it never assumed who I’d end up with. So it kind of pissed me off that my dad immediately only came up with boys’ names, especially when you always made a point not to make assumptions like that.So I was watching jeopardy yesterday while cutting out new yorkers commic strpps. one of them remined me of this lady who new who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding. me and my dad started talking about it and he was like ” it would be funny if we did that like make you say a bunch of names *starts naming only boys names” Like when I was little you would always be like one day when you get married to a boy or Girl.

like dad maybe I’m biiiii????

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In college, I was always afraid of getting a girl pregnant, so I never had s** with any of my dates. I wanted the girl to be someone that I wanted to marry if by chance they got pregnant. The spring of senior year I started dating a woman that I found that I wanted to spend my life with her. I called her a woman not a girl since she told me that she had s** with six guys. I decided that even though other guys had fucked her, I wanted her to be my wife. She asked me if I had s** with any other women and I told her that I had and the same number as her, six.
I had lied and when we had s**, I lost my virginity to her, a woman that had already fucked six guys. I have never told her the truth, that I was a virgin and I have only had s** with her.

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I was putting toilet paper wads up my b*** pretending I was getting pegged by a hot latina, the I pooped it all out and it clogged the toilet.

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when i was 11 i was watching p0rn and materb4ting and wondering if i was lesbian

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I tell my buddies I’m not a virgin when they ask. Im not lying, I’m just not including the fact that all the times I had s** were not with girls, but getting my a** pounded by older men

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I wish I had killed myself years ago before I had a child. Now im trapped here, raising him alone, I was never built for this life. I don’t know how to be a mom.

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I once accidentally stabbed my pen into my friend’s left hand out of rage. It puntured a small hole in his arm, and he was bleeding. I remember him tearing up a little but said nothing to me, which made me felt even worse. I ran into the bathroom out...

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You know….
You remind me of my father!
I fucken hated my father!🔫

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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HA HA...

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I love to drink guinea pig piss, hehe, it makes my pee smell like carrots.
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I’ve always been afraid of ending up into an abusive relationship. But after being in a healthy one for nearly 3 years, I’ve noticed how similar I am to my own parents and their relationship has always been pure toxic. I am toxic, I am the abusive one and I’ve...

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diggin inna niggga a** trynna get a buck fifty fo the bus to get to the ghetto n robba niggga fo sum cash –

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I’m aware of my inability to think before I speak and thus I’ve made fun of stuff and said inappropriate things for the sake of a “joke” and I feel terribly guilty about it and I want to improve from it and I’m pretty sure that most of the people...

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Bap bap bap lasers like star wars blast ein fatass nigguh into pizza und splatter sein brains auf der sidewalk
ah ah ah.

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Mothafucka there ist €5k on dich

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I’m sorry that my anxiety made me view you as a bad friend. You’re not.

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Schnapps Schnapps Schnapps ich bin zu Primo, ah niggguh

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suckkin onna chicken nugget a niggga just trynna chill n sip.
took som fucken lean mix it wit gasolina that shitt taste like reptar tyranosorus rex dickss
Got me eatin Vigoro mulch fuckk that’s not a chicken wing shittt

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I don’t talk to my dad as much as I should. It’s not like I hate him or anything..I just can’t find it in me to truly care and obviously that makes me feel s***** but it’s true.

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I cheated on my bf with a guy that is huge and now I just really don’t want to be with my bf anymore. It used to hurt but now I crave big guys. I feel bad bc my bf is a good guy but I just don’t enjoy being...

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Every single time I’ve had s** I’ve been raped, but i think i wanted it deep down . Because I’m a w****. I’ve always been that w**** even when i was little.
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Skirt Skirt Skirt niggga Cullinan on Forgiatos

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Your cool blue Luke?
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Your blood stains my robe for eternity once spilled

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Imm gonna fucken cut chu 🔪

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