So.. My ex boyfriend and I are still friends, though his new girlfriend doesnt approve. The other day, he asked me to dirty talk him. I did. Then he asked me to ride home with him from school. I did. He asked me to s*** him. I did. He asked me to give him a strip tease on skype. I did. The whole time, Ive been happy because that dumb c*** deserves every bit of what she’s getting. She doesnt deserve him. I have control over their relationship and it feels amazing.

Also, I’ve made out with seven guys since my ex and I broke up. One of them being my 24 year old brother’s best friend, while I was high.